In a story appearing in Money Mongers magazine Rochester once again made number one! The article cited several reasons for Rochester's first ranking. The city was ranked first in law and order. Reasons for this included Rochester's ordinance against skateboarding and the enforcement of a juvenile curfew. Also credited was the cities policy concerning the "youth problem". The main thrust of which is to get the kids out of town or at least out of sight. Rochester was also rated number one as...
-city where you are most likely to step in goose crap.
-city where you are most likely to meet an arrogant doctor.
-city which has cut down the most unsightly trees by a river.
-city with the best mall escalator guards.
The Minnesota Health Care Commission has made a recommendation to rid Minnesota of uninsured people. When the compassion of the commission was questioned because of their use of the word "freeloader" the wording was changed to "parasite". People who cannot afford health insurance will be aided by finning them $500 per year. It is hoped that by levying large enough fines these people will be able to eventually qualify as impoverished and thereby able to obtain Medical Assistance. It is hoped that in the next few years Medical Assistance can also be eliminated thereby relieving the commission of dealing with problems of this sort in the future.
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