Zine 2

Sackcloth & Ashes ... not nearly as depressing as it sounds ...

Now that you're here don't be afraid to look around, we promise not to tell. The softly glowing electronic pages of Sackcloth & Ashes contain grammatical and spelling errors which are intentional, so that the inept might read it without losing self esteem. They also contain articles, advertisements, and other works of the genre "apologetic theological satire" which we just now made up, to lend a comforting sense of false authenticity and authority to the site. In order to present a reassuring sense of continuity, our returning readers will find we have retained series such as Heresy of the Month, True Psychic, News Briefs, and we even include a Key to Satire for the humor impaired. There are a few kind of serious articles and quotations, but you have to figure out which ones they are on your own.

Hot off the distiller is zeen two originally published sometime in early '95 (procrastination is our middle name). Now you may download and view it in all its holy splendor (insert bright lights and angels singing here). Again, if you dont have an acrobat reader, GET ONE. You can configure Netscape to automatically open the document (for the labor impared)(wow, i really like using these parenthesis...). How lovely...Enjoy.